SAFEHOUSE MENUS & PACKAGES
Though we are home to Chicago's #1 burger, we have a wide selection of food options offered at the SafeHouse Chicago. Spies that visit our restaurant can choose to either order from our a la carte menu or combine the food & fun into a dining package.
Q-Branch - Appetizers
Every agent should begin their mission with a visit to Q
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, Hand-breaded and Dipped to Order, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with our top secret dipping sauces
These towering beer battered onion rings will target anyone's appetite. Served with Sriracha ketchup and our Signature Sauce
Deep Cover Pickles
Explosive mini green dill pickle chips lightly breaded and served with a chipotle ranch dipping sauce
The Germans have nothing on these delicious twists. Freshly baked soft pretzels served with coarse salt, Whole Grain Mustard, and House-made Cheese Sauce for Dipping
Camp X Poutine
This specialty comes straight from the Canadian spy training center. French fries loaded with locally sourced Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds, portobello mushroom gravy, and topped with a fried egg
Nachos Camp Stanley
Vegetarian – Code Nomeat. Fresh tortilla chips loaded with a trio of cheeses, then topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro and pickled jalapenos.
England has nothing on these all-American wings. Choose between classic buffalo style served with blue cheese, BBQ served with ranch, or Korean glaze topped with sesame seeds and cilantro and served with sweet Thai chili sauce
It involves seasoned ground beef, three beans, and chives. The rest of the recipe is stashed in a high-security, offshore vault.
Operation Market Garden
A recipe smuggled among British operatives in the attempted siege of German bridges in WWII. AKA: All hail Caesar
the Farm - Salads
Any of our salads can be prepared vegetarian – Code Nomeat. Fresh greens with tasty and delicious toppings
Wai Lin's Ahi Salad
Seared pepper crusted ahi tuna with romaine, napa cabbage, toasted ramen noodles, sunflower seeds, snap peas, green onions, and toasted almonds, all tossed in a house made Asian dressing.
Covert Chopped Salad
This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, maple pepper smoked bacon, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with a house made white balsamic dressing. Your choice of Blackened Chicken or Korean BBQ Salmon
Shredded lettuce, black bean & corn salsa, cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo and avocado crema, topped with seasoned tortilla strips and tossed in chipotle ranch dressing. Your choice of chicken or black beans.
Bourne Identity Salad
This throw back is a great fall salad made with spinach, goat cheese, sweet potato, cranberries, pumpkin seeds, granny smith apple, hard boiled egg & tossed with warm bacon vinaigrette
Seals & Flaps - Sandwiches
Freshly prepared in our scratch kitchen.
Prime Rib Timed Drop
Tender, Shaved Prime Rib, Slow-roasted in House and warmed in our succulent au jus, strategically placed on a ciabatta bun. Served with horseradish and jus on the side for further brush passing.
Philly Cover: Add Sauted Onions and Peppers with Provolone Cheese
SR-71 Black Bird
This stealth homemade marinated buttermilk fried chicken sandwich is served with chipotle mayo, lettuce, and tomato all on a freshly baked brioche bun
Cuban Missile Crisis
This confrontation in the Caribbean includes house-smoked pork, shaved honey ham, honey mustard aioli and pickles, served on a ciabatta roll.
Mr. Stamper BLT
Villainy is better with bacon. This henchman's favorite comes with house roasted turkey on toasted whole-grain bread with pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard aioli.
Goldfinger Grilled Cheese
A golden mixture of America, parmesan, and pepper jack cheeses as well as our house-made fried cheese curds. Served on a thick cut toast which is Fried to a Golden Brown and served with a side of marinara
Bay of Pigs
Mounds of house roasted pull pork smothered in BBQ sauce and served with pickles on a buttery brioche bun. JFK would have been proud.
Black Ops - Burgers
Beef, chicken or vegan black bean patty options available.
Double Spy Burger w/ Cheese*
A classic option for the classy operative. Hand-pattied, smashed on a flat top, seasoned to perfection and served on a freshly baked brioche bun.
This conduit of disinformation comes with two all-beef patties, American cheese, sautéed red onions, and our top secret burger sauce, all served on marble rye
Make it a Triple Agent
MOAB* Chicago's #1 Burger
This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA Handpattied beef topped with American cheese, bacon, and an over easy egg, topped with our secret sauce on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering premium USDA Angus patties with smoked bacon, cheddar, and pepper jack cheeses, onion rings, and chipotle ranch. Complete with a "self-destruct" jalapeño relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission
Vegan black bean patty with red peppers, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and a creamy herb dressing on the side. Brought to you from Russia with love.
Hand-pattied USDA Angus beef topped with a spreadable brie and bacon jam. Sure to incite you and your fellow agents.
The Day Smart Turned Chicken
KAOS has nothing on this classic: fresh chicken, cheese and lettuce on a freshly baked brioche bun.
Houston, we have a patty. 100% beef topped with bacon, cheddar and BBQ sauce.
United Nations Burger
This operative features your choice of protein and is topped with Wisconsin Swiss cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms.
Counter Intelligence - Entrées
Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. These entrees are in the business of thwarting the efforts of foreign intelligence agencies
Licensed to Kill Mac + Cheese
Vegetarian Style — Code Nomeat. A traditional dish gone rogue. Macaroni pasta tossed in creamy cheese sauce with chicken, pepper bacon, broccoli, chipotle peppers and loaded with garlic bread crumbs.
Blowback BBQ Ribs
There are no unintended consequences with this full rack of slow-cooked pork ribs served with fries. A fork & knife are provided but we would never shame an agent for using their hands.
Furtive Fish Fry
Hand-breaded cod accompanied by TOP GUN tartar sauce. Word on the street is that this Friday tradition is available every day of the week.
The Station Chief's Salmon
Our ocean intel led to the creation of Atlantic salmon with Pacific flavors. Farm-raised, pan seared salmon with Korean BBQ glaze and served over mashed Yukon Gold potatoes.
Mata Hari's Meatloaf
House made meatloaf smothered in a portobello mushroom gravy, topped with onion straws and served over mashed potatoes. A favorite recipe of the famous Dutch spy and one we have sworn to keep secret. Also a featured item on the Travel Channel!
Comms - Sides
Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. Little notes or short messages passed between assets, typically on cigarette papers or gum wrappers
Basket of Fries
Side of Fresh Fruit
Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
The spy must choose between two covers: hand-battered and fried or blackened. Topped with house made slaw, cilantro lime vinaigrette and chipotle mayo.
Seared beef topped with queso fresco, cilantro and raw white onion. A reinforcement of salsa verde on the side.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering
Jr. Spy Burger
Our house favorite cheeseburger with french fries.
Undercover Mac + Cheese
Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese
Golden Gun Grilled Cheese
Classic grilled cheese made with American cheese on buttery toasted white bread with french fries
Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or BBQ sauce and french fries
Attn Spies: Purchase Souvenir Glass for $5
A covert tropical mission containing Malibu Rum with lemonade and pineapple juice, topped with Myers's Rum
The ultimate social lubricant, made with Koval Four Grain Whiskey, Fraboise, and Mist Twst
A cocky concoction made with both pear and lemon juice, featuring Bulleit Bourbon
Man with a Copper Mug
A mule on a mission - Tito's Handmade Vodka, real ginger puree, and soda
Maracuja Al Pastor
Take your mission south of the border and enjoy a perfectly shaken masterpiece made with Casa Noble Tequila, pineapple juice, passion fruit and lime juice.
A refreshing combination of Avion Tequila, Patron Citronge liqueur, and pomegranate makes this a fruity cocktail mission fit for any spy!
Spice up your undercover operations with tequila, real mango puree, fresh lime and Scrappy's Firewater bitters.
Bacardi, Rumchata, and Kahula- Bowling, Chicago and liquor' worth blowing your cover!
Undercover Happy Hour
Mon-Thu 4-6 P.M.
C4 Cheese Curds
Camp Stanley Nachos
Bird Watcher Wings
La Crema, Pinot Noir
The Show, Malbec
Rodney Strong, Cabernet
Sycamore Lane, Cabernet
Napa Cellars, Chardonnay
Sycamore Lane, Pinot Grigio
Joel Gott, Sauvignon Blanc
J. Roget, Sparkling
Miller, High Life
Revolution, Fist City
Half Acre, Daisy Cutter
Motor Row, Reclamation Lager
Lagunitas, Lil Sumpin Sumpin
Solemn Oath, Snaggle Tooth Bandana
Off Color, Apex Predator
Off Color, Allagash White
Two Brothers, Domaine Dupage
Two Brothers, Prairie Path
Goose Island, Sophie
Goose Island, Matilda
Goose Island, 312
Not Your Father's, Root Beer
3 Floyds, Rotational
Only Child, Rotational
A top secret amber ale from our friends at Miller, served in a complimentary mug
A classic, preferred by James Bond himself; Grey Goose Vodka martini, straight up. Shaken, not stirred.
You're tempted to try this refreshment royal, made with Gunpowder Gin, St-Germain, Lillet Blanc, and lemon
A classic Cosmopolitan named after two classy Bond women.
A.K.A Shareable Cocktails
Meet up with your closest spy friends and share this delicious creation containing Malibu Rum, Triple Sec, Baileys Irish Cream and lime.
Bang & Burn
Sure to sabotage your equilibrium, this fantastic concoction is made with J. Roget Champagne, orange juice and strawberry puree.
This irresistible mixture of Stoli Raspberry Vodka, Triple Sec, Cabernet, Sierra Mist, lemon and lime is sure to act as bait for future actions.
Don't be fooled by the disguise, the Friendly Agent is a daring mix of rum, Cognac, almond syrup, lemon and orange juice.
Bourne's Blackout Cake
Rich moist chocolate cake with chocolate chips baked inside. Finished with a rich chocolate cream cheese icing and chocolate chips
Mr. Big's Brownie Cheese Cake
Cheesecake loaded with cubes of brownie, baked atop a chewy brownie. Topped with vanilla mousse. Finished with chocolate ganache and walnuts
Giant cookie skillet with vanilla ice cream, drizzled chocolate syrup, and dusted with powder sugar
Fat Bastard (A.K.A. "F.B.")
A colossal combination of brownie bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream. Topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and a sparkler. Defuse before eating
The Italian Job
Moist vanilla cake filled with Italian mascarpone mousse with a hint of lemon. Topped with a buttery streusel topping