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Venture towards Center Street on a stormy day. At the corner of Center and 32nd, there will be a man in a yellow raincoat. Speak to him, and request the directions. Listen carefully, as instructions will be encrypted using phrases such as, "I don't know what you're talking about."

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Begin by heading south on I-94.

Take Exit 50B from I-94 E towards Ohio St

Continue onto W. Ohio St.

Turn left onto N. Rush St

Turn left at the 1st cross street onto E. Ontario St 

SafeHouse will be on your right
First, you need to go through Blueberry Hill. Then, go over the Troll Bridge. Finally, you need to get around the Tallest Mountain. At the second location, you will be tested by the Grumpy Old Troll.

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Begin by heading east on I-290 and take the Wacker Dr exit

Keep left at the fork to continue on Lower Wacker Dr, follow signs for Van Buren St.

Turn left onto Lower Michigan Ave

Turn left onto E Grand Ave

Turn right at the 1st cross street onto N Rush St

Turn left onto E. Ontario St

SafeHouse will be on your right.


 
Travel north approximately 100 miles. Watch out for alligators. Then follow directions "from North."

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Begin by heading north on I-90/I-94

Take exit 50B for Ohio St E

Continue onto W Ohio St

Turn left onto N. Rush St

Turn left at the 1st cross street onto E. Ontario St

SafeHouse will be on your right.
 

Due to the landmarks at the east of the Safehouse holding sensitive data, we have encrypted the directions from the east. Click below to obtain instructions.

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Drive opposite of this.

Picture of Chicago overlooking Lake Michigan.
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